Things I did this morning that probably annoyed Michael while he was trying to sleep and I was getting ready for work:
1. had him watch me do a jig
2. crinkled a paper bag for 30 seconds
3. asked him if he wanted the window closed
4. five minutes later, asked him again
Straight Talk at him until he joined along
6. tried to get him to play the “would you still love me?” game? (ex: If my other front tooth died?), but he just kept saying he would, so I accused him of not really playing.
All those things are true things, unfortunately.
Go kick some ass this weekend, and we’ll see you Monday.
For clarification: it’s not corny when it comes from the heart. It’s corny when it doesn’t but you try and make it look like it does.
(For some reason I get a ton of questions about this. Do I describe things as corny a lot? Is it because of the Honey Boo Boo picture?)
This fuckin’ thing = awesome.
Also, my dad is 2” taller than Riker.
You thought because I took a few days off I was going to miss the Friday post, but you were wrong! I’m here, and I’m ready to give Friday afternoon a noogie.
Enjoy your weekend, cause it’ ain’t trickin’ if ya got it.
See you Monday!
I feel like I dreamed it to life.
A lot of websites make it too easy to buy shit. Is that even a fair criticism?
That’s a wrap! Let’s put this week to bed!
Do something creative! Enjoy the weather: it’s warm where you are!
And we’ll see you Monday!
What the heck?! Did everyone else know that Christina Aguilera put out a song that’s
better than Genie In a Bottle? And you didn’t tell me?!
When customers creep up on me way too close I scoot all the way into my desk in an effort to hip them to my personal space. Rarely works, as I’m sure you can imagine.
Because how is someone who’s ignored a physical barrier that’s basically a four-foot-high moat around my desk realistically expected to notice a social cue like me leaning a few inches away? Not gonna happen.
I watched both Snow White movies; the one with Kristen Stewart in it was shitty. The one with Lily Collins less so.
I listened to the xx recently and I’m pretty sure it’s what high school kids all over the world are shagging to at this very moment.
These are the things you think about when it’s Tuesday, and you’re a teenage girl and everyone knows it but you.
Today was an absolute bummer. Slumping home to have a glass of wine with my baby, and think about the future.
Oh, the internet is stuffed with too many essays on culture. I basically hate it. One giant trash heap of every hipster/writer’s half-baked criticisms, but this article on
Chris Brown was really good. Read it if you want to, throw it in the InSinkErator if you don’t. Deuces!
via Kjell’s fb, via this
article. And compliments of Google Glass?
You know what that means: it’s time to enjoy your weekend! Twerk it hard you guys!
And we’ll see you on Monday.
It’s hard to remember that when someone who’s bullied you stops, it’s not them being nice—it’s just the absence of them being mean.
How Matt starts gchat conversations with me. <3