It's Elizabeth Of Course!
The answer is no.

Standing here waiting for the bus, two bros drove up in an SUV and asked me if I wanted to “make a hundred bucks in the morning.” I am not exaggerating when I say I have no idea what the fuck that means. I declined because I imagine there’s no activity on earth that ends in $100 in the morning and starts with an offer the night before from two randos that wouldn’t skeeze me out in a way I might never recover from. Personal safety first and always.

excep its not JUST a remake, nor is it gritty. and it borrows concepts to work in the films favor but this in no way acts as a negative thing

Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Amiright?!

I don’t like a picture where you can’t tell whether it’s someone’s leg or arm. 

Donny Darko is just a gritty remake of Harvey.

kid in class

I had never heard this theory before, but it’s making a lot of sense to me.

Neologism: In psychiatry, the term neologism is used to describe the use of words that have meaning only to the person who uses them, independent of their common meaning. This tendency is considered normal in children, but in adults it can be a symptom of psychopathy or a thought disorder (indicative of a psychotic mental illness, such as schizophrenia).
Or maybe just adults that are really creative! Jesus, Wikipedia, you’re giving me a complex. 

Which one are you? I think I’m the overcompensating no show. 

People are way too good at walking forward while having their head turned to the side.

Jaden worked with Reel Grrls this summer, and here is their masterpiece! 

I asked her if the awesomely-creepy music choice was her own and she said, “So they were supposed to choose the songs and then didn’t do it and then last minute gave me things and I was like, ‘I LOVE IT.’” Proud of you, girl!

You can tell which of your friends is least employed by the order in which they open their snapchats.

Is it too late for this song to be the summer jam?! Okay, next summer then.

My anthropology professor told me last semester that you can usually identify predators because their eyes are oriented forward. He pointed out this information would come in handy if we ever met an alien species. And I was just like, “You are so right, it will come in handy.” I revisit this hopeful idea all the time.

Me: What is with this movie?
Michael: I don't know, but they talk a lot.
the meantime


n. the moment of realization that your quintessential self isn’t going to show up, which forces the role to fall upon the understudy, the humble kid for whom nothing is easy, who has spent years mouthing their lines in the wings before stumbling out into the glare of your life, which by then is already well into its second act.

Is 29 second act time? I feel like the first act might still be going.


FACT: Abraham Lincoln was also president of the friendzone


FACT: Abraham Lincoln was also president of the friendzone

Sometimes you’re sitting at home working on a paper, minding your own business, and you realize just how lonely you are.